Have you seen the latest AMAZINGNESS to hit the internets? Yep. Ship Your Enemies Glitter is the next genius service you can buy. We are all thinking- "Why didn't I think of that?" I am.
I have heard of people pranking eachother, especially during the holidays, with glitter or confetti inside their cards so it creates quite the surprise when the recipient opens up their mail. Some expect it year after year and learn to open their letters on their porch.
I checked out the site. It is vulgar, crass, and straight up hilarious. Even the FAQ section shares the same tone.
You might not wish a sickness or hardship on your enemies but you sure as hell can wish them a terrible glitter filled week.